1. THE FEMALE ALWAYS MAKES THE RULES.
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules, nearly all females
are born with this knowledge.
4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she
may immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. THE FEMALE IS NEVER WRONG.
6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding,
which was a direct result of something the male did or said
wrong.
7. If rule#6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.
8. THE FEMALE CAN CHANGE HER MIND AT ANY GIVEN POINT
IN TIME.
9. The male must never change his mind without express
written consent from the female.
10. THE FEMALE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO BE ANGRY OR UPSET AT
ANY TIME.
11. The male must remain calm at all times. Unless the female
wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male
know whether or not she wants him the to be angry or
upset.
13. Any attempt to change these rules could result in severe
bodily harm.
