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Quotes

Welcome to the new "Quotes" section. Here you'll see the top quotes out there. You'll find famous quotes, but what The Fun House is specifically looking for is original quotes. So if you have one, send it in, it just might get put up! Can you dig it man.


1. I swear on my life, I will sell your ass to a mexican for two dollars." -Donn Bridges
2.If you are man enough to hit me, then I am woman enough to knock you the F**K OUT!!" -The Kidd!!
3. If you diss now, you will jock later." -The Kidd!!
4. When all the buildings fall pimpin gone still be tall." -K Dawg
5. All you hoes must been mislead cause pimpin aint dead." -K Dawg
6. Women can only do two things, ho up or blow up." -Jim Swinger
7. If one of your bitches don't want to play right put her on the bench. If she want's to get back in the game make that ho buy you a new leather trench." -Mr. Devotion
8. When the people are ready, the master will appear." -Don Diego de la Vega: Mask of Zorro
9. I'm like Robin Hood. I rob from the rich, except I keep it." -Anonymous thief
10. That's thirty-five thousand dollas plus one. Mutha****a can you buy that?" -Goldie (special thanks to Mr Devotion and Aaron Powell for finding the mis-quote)
11. That nigga wanted the honeys, all we wants is the money" -Pretty Tony
12. Next time you hear grown folks talkin' shut the f**k up ya hear" -Pretty Tony
10. All bitches are the same. Just like my ho's, I keep 'em broke. They wake up one mornin' with some money, they subject to go crazy." -Pretty Tony
11. Man move over, and let me pass, 'fore they hafta be pullin these Hushpuppies out yo mutha*****n ass!" -Dolemite
12. A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" -Dolemite
13. I went to school. All the way through school, right out the front door to the back" -Dolemite
14. Pimps in the front, ho's in the back, chumps in the trunk." -Pimpin' Kyle (quote submitted by: The Jes Man)
15. George bought you a ring, John bought you a chain/Bitch I'm buyin you an ounce of this game." -Too $hort
16. Bitch jumped in the car asked me where we goin'? I'm shorty the pimp, bitch, you goin' hoin'" -Too $hort
17. Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go." -Memphis Mack
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